Born in the scottish highlands to a long line of chicken farmers, the infamous McChickens, I was cast out in shame after it was discovered that I secretly preferred duck eggs. I was banished to the new world and my name changed to MacChel to protect my family honor. I still prefer chicken meat to duck meat or my name would have been changed to that of our oldest clan rivals, the McDonalds. Sad, but untrue.

exiled

chickens, ducks, geese, upholstery, junk